Have You Performed… Match For A King?
Match For A King is, very merely, one of many funniest video games I’ve performed. “Marry every part, execute every part, spend all of it, go mad”, runs the tagline for this so-called “Henry VIII simulator”, and I couldn’t put it higher myself.
The sport itself seems to be prefer it was dredged from the unhealthy finish of the Eighties, full with horrific, grindingly atonal sound results, and a model of medieval belter Pastime With Good Firm, that someway sounds even higher after being hauled by means of the depths of chiptune hell.
You play as a particularly fundamental sprite of a king, lurching jerkily and sq. by sq. by means of a world populated by courtiers, peasants, and one extraordinarily aggressive bear. You’ve received a preposterous listing of hotkey actions with which to work together with this world, together with X for execute, Y for Yell, and – my private favorite – R for Reform the Catholic Church.
Whereas Match For A King may have been stuffed with lazy, discount bin Blackadder jokes, it’s received a splendidly dadaist edge to its humour as an alternative, and an indefinable ambiance I may solely name early 2000s net sport power.
It doesn’t overstay its welcome, both. The sport lasts simply lengthy sufficient that the goofs by no means get stale, nor the management scheme tiresome. I performed it for precisely one hour, and felt completely happy that I’d had the most effective of it. For a fiver on Steam, that’s precisely what I’m searching for, and I’d advocate it to anybody.